After several weeks of talking smack about how he was going to force Oklahoma teachers to instruct and indoctrinate from the Good Book, Ryan Walters finally introduced his guidelines for Biblical instruction and, well, they’re totally lame as fuck.
Seriously, even Jesus would think they’re underwhelming and boring.
Instead of going full Goliath on the sacred separation of church and state and trying to knock down the wall like he’s the Kool-Aid man, Ryan instead grabbed his slingshot and fired a weak little pea shot.