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Local Hero Takes Dump in OCU Frat House

5:05 AM EDT on September 28, 2018

The lady in the screenshot is Melissa Lenz. Last Sunday, she wandered away from the 7-11 parking lot at NW 23rd and Penn, broke into a OCU frat house, tried to steal cash and car keys, and then took a shit in a bag. I guess it was her cracked-out version of a Sunday Funday.


A woman was arrested for burglarizing an Oklahoma City University fraternity house Sunday evening, accused of stealing hundreds of dollars of cash, a set of car keys and defecating in the middle of a bedroom.

Melissa Lenz, 25, was arrested shortly after police were called to the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity in the 2500 block of N. Virginia...

That's gross. I would never encourage anyone to break into a residence, steal cash and defecate in the middle of someone's bedroom. But if that sounds like something you want to do, please make sure it's a frat house. If anyone deserves it, they probably do. Just check out the brosephs that Melissa targeted:

In case you didn't know, that hand signal is what they call the "OCU Shocker."

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