I like to think that I'm a very rational person. I have my feet planted firmly on the ground, and I live my life in a very simple way. But I know a thing or two about demons and weird, creepy stuff, so I feel I need to say something about the new Myriad Gardens carousel.
Before I begin, I'd like for you, the reader, to take a moment and just imagine that faint carousel music in your head. Maybe it's something you associate with carnivals. Maybe it's something you associate with clowns. Maybe it's something you associate with a happy childhood memory. Maybe it's something you associate with the circus-themed episode of your favorite monster-of-the-week show from back in the day. And regardless of what you think of when you hear that music, we, as sane adults, all know it's bad news.