We here at The Lost Ogle are all about fairness. And so earlier this week, when I posted about the mediocre men of Oklahoma, some folks were worried that maybe we'd leave out the ladies. But fear not, friends! There's plenty of mediocre in Oklahoma to go around. Because it would seem wherever there's an Oklahoma government agency or Oklahoma-owned business, there's a whole cabal of folks just failing upward.
So, just in case you thought the men of Oklahoma were the only ones afflicted with mediocrity, check out these mediocre women of Oklahoma.
Mary Fallin
Obviously, Mary Fallin makes this list. But, to be fair, this isn't wholly accurate. Sure, as a politician, Mary Fallin is mediocre. But as a puppet, she's great! But to be honest, I don't know what should be said about Fallin. She would be a great fictional character because her tenure as governor has been so, so weird. Remember when she drove a tank over an old car at the opening of a gun range? Remember how she has very specific hot tub temperature requests that we have to pay for? Remember how she let her daughter live in a trailer outside the governor's mansion? Remember how Trump wouldn't even have her? How did she get elected? Why does Oklahoma so easily embrace the mediocrity?