Now it's time to decide on who from the West Region escapes into the semi-finals. We saw a few upsets here, plus a couple of very close races, some decided by less than 50 votes. Here's the breakdown:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (8) Damon Lane
(5) Steven Adams vs (13) New Streetcar
(3) Trae Young vs (11) Hillbilly Rednecks
(2) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand
(1) Emily Sutton
Round One: Defeated (16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude 346-138
Who: Severe Weather Princess
Biggest Strength: Filling the Gary England-size hole in our hearts
Biggest Weakness: Large athleisure wardrobe
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(8) Damon Lane
Round One: Defeated (9) David Payne 294-188
Who: KOCO Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Leads the crusade against fake hail pics
Biggest Weakness: Accidently tweeting out dicks
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(5) Steven Adams
Round One: Defeated (12) Oklahoma Sheriffs Association 447-39
Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps
Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes
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(13) New Streetcar
Round One: Defeated (4) Gwen Stefani 250-235
Who: Upcoming public transit for OKC
Biggest Strength: Could help alleviate downtown traffic & parking issues
Biggest Weakness: Has caused all of downtown to be torn up for months
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(3) Trae Young
Round One: Defeated (14) Step Up Oklahoma 349-104
Who: Point guard for the OU men’s basketball team
Biggest Strength: Making killer Youtube highlights videos
Biggest Weakness: The rest of his team stinks
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(11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Round One: Defeated (6) Ogle Brothers 251-242
Who: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don’t want to mess with
Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos
Biggest Weakness: Math and reading
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(2) Darci Lynne Farmer
Round One: Defeated (15) Chicken Slaughterhouse Slave Labor Camps 304-148
Who: Young ventriloquist featured on America’s Got Talent
Biggest Strength: Making “B” and “D” sounds without moving her mouth
Biggest Weakness: Nobody has liked ventriloquism since like the 1940’s
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(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand
Round One: Defeated (10) Pioneer Woman 310-147
Who: Tubed meat purveyor in downtown OKC
Biggest Strength: Irritating the sensitivity police
Biggest Weakness: T-shirt designs
