One of the cool things about being the owner of The Lost Ogle is that I've become the world's foremost expert on weather dongs – those rorschach-inspired images of dicks and dildos that form on radar screens in weather studios throughout the US.
As a result, I get a lot of random people sending me weather dongs on social media. The results are hit and miss. For example, Pork from the Franchise sent me this one earlier today:
#WeatherDong
— Todd Lisenbee (@ToddOnFranchise) May 1, 2017
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