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Ogle Madness X: Final Four

5:10 AM EDT on March 30, 2017

Here we are!

After two weeks, 60 matches, a couple of head scratchers, and way too many visits to The Lost Ogle by 12-year-old boys who like fast cars and slow reading, we're at the Ogle Madness X Final Four.

Here are the matches being played in Quartz Mountain:

(1) Russell Westbrook vs (9) Street Outlaws

(1) Emily Sutton vs (2) Lacey Swope

Wow. What a Final Four! In one match we have the storied triple double beast vs. the guys who eats triple double burgers from McDonald's. In the other we have a battle of severe weather babe blue bloods. Who will win and make it to Monday's championship game? There's only one way to find out.


(1) Russell Westbrook

Last Match: Defeated Gary England 434-153

Who? The future real MVP of the NBA

Strength: Local hero and savior

Weakness: Averages a triple double, but still has problems figuring out what to wear in the morning.


(9) Street Outlaws

Last Match: Defeated Homeless Puppeteer 4662-506

Who? Discovery "Reality" series about Oklahoma underground street racing scene

Strength: Fast Cars

Weakness: They wear lady helmets for "street races"



(1) Emily Sutton

Last Match: Defeated Chuck Norris 395-229

Who? Severe Weather Princess

Strength: Using junk food to explain weather

Weakness: Holding it in


(2) Lacey Swope

Last Match: Defeated Olivia Munn 566-445

Who? News 9 Severe Weather Babe

Strength: Hunting animals

Weakness: Moving to Tulsa


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