10) Oklahoma starts off slow, physically smashes Auburn.
I went to KC with the family this weekend for the annual Christmas/Booze Festival with the in-laws. Then, when I all I wanted to do was sleep, I drove home yesterday, arrived two hours short of kickoff. Made dinner. Got shit unpacked, and watched Auburn kick OU around for a quarter + of football. I figured, what the hell? So I started writing the article. Hence the tone moving forward. Whatever.