At The Oklahoman's cheesy promotional website, OklahomaUnfolded.com, they have a series of testimonial-style commercials that I think are supposed to trick grandparents into giving their grandchildren newspaper subscriptions as shitty Christmas presents. One of the spots features Abigail. She's a 4th grade student who wants to be president some day.
Check it out:
That's sweet! I wish Abigail all the luck in the world in becoming our first female President! She's obviously better than the last group of clowns we had to choose from. She already has my vote.
That being said, Abigail may want to talk to mom about subscribing to a different newspaper. Otherwise, the only thing she'll learn is how to make her husband happy...