The guy pictured above in front of a bunch of, uhm, tobacco pipes is District Attorney Greg Mashburn. He represents the famed triumvirate of Cleveland, Garvin and McClain Counties, or as peddling meth dealers call it, Shangri-La.
According to the opening line of his Mission Statement, Mashburn claims "The mission of the District Attorney is to seek justice, protect our communities, and represent those who have been the victims of crime." He obviously takes that mission seriously. We know this because...