Like most normal people who wear deodorant and brush their teeth, I can't stand Walmart. In fact, I'm proud to say I haven't set foot in an Oklahoma store in many years. The last straw took place in 2013 when I was looking at cheap clothes for my James Franco from Spring Breakers Halloween costume and a flea jumped on me.
Seriously, why would anyone shop at Walmart, especially in Oklahoma? Yeah, I guess you can maybe save a dollar or two on groceries over Target, Sprouts or Buy For Less, but I think that's a fair price to pay to feel like you haven't walked into some inescapable white trash wormhole. It's like each SuperCenter has a giant magnet made of pseudoephedrine that draws in the methheads and people who want to buy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on DVD.