Following every mass shooting, The Onion – America's finest news source – responds by sharing the same article template over and over again. They do this because A) they probably have lazy writers and B) it makes a great point.
After the tragic shooting in Orlando, I considered writing a post that we could reuse after every mass shooting that reminds our readers that Ackerman McQueen – Oklahoma's largest and most reviled advertising agency – has represented the NRA – everyone's uncle's favorite borderline hate group – for nearly 30 years, helping the organization craft and promote its tone-deaf, amoral, nonsensical, extremist message on gun rights and gun ownership. But just like The Onion's writers, I never got around to writing it because I'm lazy.