Sign me up for Wes Welker's next football camp! I bet there's a good chance he passes out glow sticks and closes it with a rave. Wayne Coyne will probably be there, too, rolling around in his hamster ball.
As I'm sure you've heard, Wes Welker, the all-world midget football player from Oklahoma City, was recently suspended by the NFL for violating the league's drug policy. According to Mike Florio with ProFootballTalk.com, Welker either intentionally or unintentionally took Molly while living it up at the Kentucky Derby back in April.