We're half way through the first round of Ogle Madness VII. So far, the biggest surprise has been Scott Hines' Corner pulling a fast one on Street Outlaws. The results are not final, but if Scott's corner knocks our Big Chief's bunch, does that mean Scott gets moved on to the "List." Maybe he should investigate.
These are your match ups for the top half of the Southeast Bracket. It features the prohibitive Ogle Madness and NBA MVP favorite, a porn star, a coattail rider, a weatherman and annoying sports personalities.
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) Baphomet
(8) Bibi Jones vs. (9) Krystal Keith
(4) Mike Gundy vs. (13) Skip Bayless
(5) David Payne vs. (12) Jenni Carlson
Vote after the jump:
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) Baphomet
(1) Kevin Durant
Conference: Future NBA Legends
Who He Is: Star of Thunderstruck
Biggest Strength: Playing the game of basketball
Biggest Weakness: Hookah
(16) Baphomet
Conference: Terrifying Goat Headed Lords of Darkness
Who It Is: Satanic Idol That Might get a Statue at the State Capitol
Biggest Strengths: Has a goat head and is probably a God.
Biggest Weakness: Second most popular Juggalo tattoo.
-
-
(8) BiBi Jones vs. (9) Krystal Keith
(8) Bibi Jones
Conference: Porn "Stars"
Who She Is: Star of 45 "movies"
Biggest Strength: Has been in the same number of "movies" as Julia Roberts
Biggest Weakness: Has the kneecaps of a 90 year old carpet layer
-
(9) Krystal Keith
Conference: Country Music Star Spawn
Who She Is: Daughter of America's Sweetheart Toby Keith
Biggest Strength: Riding her daddy's boot up an ass.
Biggest Weakness: Is never going to be as popular as Miley Cyrus.
-
-
(4) Mike Gundy vs. (13) Skip Bayless
(4) Mike Gundy
Conference: OSU Football Coaches
Who He Is: Head Football Coach for Oklahoma State Cowboys
Biggest Strength: Making Jenni Carlson cry
Biggest Weakness: Making sure his players don't talk to Sports Illustrated "reporters"
-
(13) Skip Bayless
Conference: Idiots
Who He Is: Commentator for ESPN
Biggest Strength: SAYING STUPID THINGS ON TV FOR ATTENTION!!!
Biggest Weakness: LIES ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL STATS
-
-
(5) David Payne vs. (12) Jenni Carlson
(5) David Payne
Conference: Screaming Meteorologists (Non-Emily Sutton Conference)
Who He Is: Chief Meteorologist at KWTV 9
Biggest Strength: Chasing tornados.
Biggest Weakness: Hairline.
-
(12) Jenni Carlson
Conference: Sports Writers
Who She Is: Sports columnist for The Oklahoman
Biggest Strength: Writing one sentence paragraphs and open letters
Biggest Weakness: Making you want to read about sports
-
