Hi everyone! It's Monday, which means it's time for Monday Morning Tweets, and it's April 1st, which means it's the most obnoxious day of the year. If New Year's Eve is Amateur Night for people who drink, April Fool's Day is Amateur Day for people who think they are funny. I tend to just spend the entire day hunkered down by myself trying to have as little human contact as possible. Hey, Frank in HR, there's a reason you work in HR and not as the host of a hilarious hidden-camera show. Please just leave me alone today.
Do that, and read this week's tweets.
Kelly Ogle got the holiday weekend kicked off in the most traditional manner, tweeting his stream-of-conscious thoughts out to the world while waiting for Lowe's to open.