I love the Sweet Sixteen. It's the name of my favorite TV show and Serge Ibaka body part.
Here are your match ups:
(1) Gary England vs. (12) Prague Valedictorian
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (3) Sweet Brown
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(1) Gary England vs. (12) Prague Valedictorian
(1) Gary England
Conference: Godlike Weather Predictors
Who He Is: Some say “God”. By “some” I mean “all.”
Biggest Strengths: Not having any weaknesses.
Biggest Weaknesses: See above.
Last Game: Defeated (9) Christina Fallin 374-153
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(12) Prague Valedictorian
Conference: Awesome Teens Who Will Probably Change the World
Who they are: Teen who got in trouble for saying “hell”.
Biggest Strengths: Pissed off this guy.
Biggest Weaknesses: Probably peaked in high school. Welcome to the club.
Last Game: Defeated (4) Scott Brooks 299-229
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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (3) Sweet Brown
(2) Olivia Munn
Conference: “Hot” girls from Oklahoma
Who She Is: Model, Actress, Spencer Hicks crush
Biggest Strengths: Is able to be super hot without anyone really being able to explain why.
Biggest Weaknesses: From what we understand, there’s an issue involving hygiene.
Last Game: Defeated (7) Wayne Coyne 407-106
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(3) Sweet Brown
Conference: Internet “Celebrities” Who Seem Nice
Who She Is: Sweet Brown is an OKC Resident who DOES NOT have time for Bronchitis.
Biggest Strengths: Loves Pop, Runs For Life
Biggest Weaknesses: Didn’t Grab Shoes or Nothin’, Jesus
Last Game: Defeated (11) Constance Johnson 281-240
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