Is it Wednesday afternoon? Uh, are the popes Catholic? Damn! That joke was 650 years in the making! I'd like to seem some part time blogger from the 1300's drop a joke that funny.
Here's you afternoon match ups!
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (5) David Payne
(6) Mayor Mick Cornett vs. (10) Abigail Ogle
Abigail Ogle beat out Carrie Underwood by only eight votes. And that's what happens when you drive to eight different FedEx Kinko's to vote on an online poll. You're welcome, Abigail!
Vote!
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (5) David Payne
(1) Joleen Chaney
Conference: Local News Vixens
Who she is: KFOR Anchor; Appeared in Sweet Brown video; Appears in Patrick’s Dreams
Biggest Strengths: Doubling up with Emily Sutton in the mornings, making Kent Ogle the Jack Tripper of morning news.
Biggest Weaknesses: Is engaged. Yeesh.
Last Game: Defeated (9) Rowdy 422-208
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(5) David Payne
Conference: Former KFOR Employee
Who he is: Gary England Protegé
Biggest Strengths: Mentioned us numerous times on the air.
Biggest Weaknesses: Inability to control self when sees weather event.
Last Game: Defeated (4) Bob Stoops 341-277
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(6) Mayor Mick Cornett vs. (10) Abigail Ogle
Conference: Bad Ass Mayors Who Get Towns Basketball Teams
Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City. He also sometimes plays trivia at Speakeasy.
Biggest Strengths: You do know we have an NBA team now, right?
Biggest Weaknesses: Awarding him a lifetime position as mayor isn’t a thing.
Last Game: Defeated (3) The Ogle Brothers 402-212
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(10) Abigail Ogle
Conference: Ogle Humans We’d Like To be Related To
Who she is: Kevin Ogle’s Daughter and host of some thing on KSBI. Probably. Who knows.
Biggest Strengths: The Sofia Coppola of local news broadcasting and also the way she looks.
Biggest Weaknesses: I’m not sure when or where you can see her on the TV.
Last Game: Defeated (2) Carrie Underwood 325-317
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