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Ogle Madness VI: Southeast Region, Second Round

7:00 AM EDT on March 26, 2013

These match-ups feature people who want to make out with me (Chuck Norris) and people who have made out with me (also, Chuck Norris) so vote on and enjoy your mornings at your awesome job with that cute girl in marketing who won't give you the time of day. Wait. Maybe that's just me. No. It's not.

Your match ups are:

(1) Emily Sutton vs. (8) Jamie Cerreta

(4) Chuck Norris vs. (5) Mike Morgan

(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (8) Cardboard Jim Traber

(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Sparkle Titsworth

Vote after the jump. And don't forget to stop by later today and vote in the Western Region! Remember, every vote counts. We had a couple of nail biters yesterday.

(1) Emily Sutton vs. (8) Jamie Cerreta

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(1) Emily Sutton

Conference: Past Ogle Madness Champs; Hot Meteorologists

Who She Is: KFOR Weather Person Non-Male Division

Biggest Strengths: Has managed to not jump ship to Channel 9; won last year’s Ogle Madness

Biggest Weaknesses: Isn't following @spencerlenox or @joeldavidd on Twitter. So sad. So very sad.

Last Game: Defeated (16) City of Hooker 488-116

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(8) Jamie Cerreta

Conference: FOX 25 Newscasters Not Named Speno

Who she is: The Nicer of the Two Attractive FOX 25 Female Anchors

Biggest Strengths: Isn’t a jerk.

Biggest Weaknesses: Dave Morris is her boyfriend. Really? Come on!

Last Game: Defeated (4) Linda Cavanaugh 424-192

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(4) Chuck Norris vs. (5) Mike Morgan

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(4) Chuck Norris 

Conference: Worn Out Internet Memes; Old Ass Action Heroes

Who he is: Chuck Norris

Biggest Strengths: Is Chuck Norris

Biggest Weaknesses: Pees when he laughs.

Last Game: Defeated (13) James Lankford 456-134

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(5) Mike Morgan

Conference: KFOR Weather People We Don’t Want To Date; Tie Model

Who He Is: KFOR Lead Meteorologist; David Payne jealousy sponge

Biggest Strengths: Figured out how to convey dire weather situations through neckwear choices.

Biggest Weaknesses: David Payne was the only one who knew how to make coffee the way Mike likes it.

Last Game: Defeated (12) Damon Lane 422-169

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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (8) Cardboard Jim Traber

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(3) Jessica Schambach

Conference: Local News Vixens

Who she is: Anchor on KOCO 5

Biggest Strengths: Ignoring Paul Folger’s wandering eyes.

Biggest Weaknesses: Is on a newscast no one I know watches.

Last Game: Defeated (14) Video Vigilante 422-68

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(6) Cardboard Jim Traber (Seen above with Sally Kern)

Conference: Cardboard Blowhards

Who he is: The coolest cardboard cutout in the world

Biggest Strengths: Just like real Jim Traber, you can’t get him wet after midnight.

Biggest Weaknesses: His wife, Cardboard Julie Traber, wants us to leave him the fuck alone.

Last Game: Defeated (11) Landry Hand-Jones 307-193

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(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Sparkle Titsworth

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(2) Good Russell Westbrook

Conference: Good Version of Humans Named Russell Westbrook

Who he is: Elite point guard for the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strengths: Would probably help you up if you fell down.

Biggest Weaknesses: There’s a good chance he’s the one who made you fall.

Last Game: Defeated (15) Josh Cockroft 447-43

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(10) Sparkle Titsworth

Conference: Thousandaires With Awesome Names

Who she is: Awesomely named Oklahoma City woman who won a bunch of 7-11 free gas

Biggest Strengths: Her name.

Biggest Weaknesses: Impending car troubles.

Last Game: Defeated (7) Wes Welker 277-221

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