After a week of upsets, blowouts, and close calls, we're ready to begin the second round of Ogle Madness. First things first, here's the updated bracket:
Before we get started:
• Here's Friday's recap of Round One. Just like tin March Madness, we have a bunch of Cinderellas still alive.
• Other than the two people who (seriously) selected “Jeeeffff. Corndog!” and the KFOR Social Media Director as their Ogle Madness VI Champions, just about everyone still has a chance to win a $250-valued feast to Picasso Cafe in the Paseo. That's pretty cool.
• Things will stay busy this week. We'll get through Round Two today and tomorrow, and begin the Sweet 16 on Wednesday.
• I'm selling all these TLO pens for $1 each. Hit me up.
Anyway, let's get things started with second round match-ups from the Northeast Region. These games are being played in Miam (uh):
(1) Gary England vs. (9) Christina Fallin
(4) Scott Brooks vs. (12) Prague Valedictorian
(3) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Constance Johnson
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Wayne Coyne
Vote after the jump, and come back this afternoon to vote on the Midwest Region!
(1) Gary England vs. (9) Christina Fallin
(1) Gary England
Conference: Godlike Weather Predictors
Who He Is: Some say “God”. By “some” I mean “all."
Biggest Strengths: Not having any weaknesses.
Biggest Weaknesses: See above.
Last Game: Defeated (16) KFOR’s Social Media Director 381-123
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(9) Christina Fallin
Conference: Marriage Addicted Offspring of Subpar Governors
Who She Is: Daughter of this state’s governor.
Biggest Strengths: Seems to find spouses galore.
Biggest Weaknesses: Can’t seem to keep spouses.
Last Game: Defeated (8) Regular Jim Traber 326 - 199
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(4) Scott Brooks vs. (12) Prague Valedictorian
(4) Scott Brooks
Conference: Thunder Coaches Who Look Like Soviet Hockey Coaches
Who they are: OKC Thunder Coach
Biggest Strengths: Coaches some of the greatest NBA players to have ever been in Thunderstruck.
Biggest Weaknesses: Derek Fisher.
Last Game: Defeated (13) Aubrey McClendon 403 - 101
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(12) Prague Valedictorian
Conference: Awesome Teens Who Will Probably Change the World
Who they are: Teen who got in trouble for saying “hell”.
Biggest Strengths: Pissed off this guy.
Biggest Weaknesses: Probably peaked in high school. Welcome to the club.
Last Game: Defeated (5) Blake Shelton 325 - 189
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(3) Sweet Brown vs. (11) Constance Johnson
(3) Sweet Brown
Conference: Internet “Celebrities” Who Seem Nice
Who She Is: Sweet Brown is an OKC Resident who DOES NOT have time for Bronchitis.
Biggest Strengths: Loves Pop, Runs For Life
Biggest Weaknesses: Didn’t Grab Shoes or Nothin’, Jesus
Last Game: Defeated (14) College Berry Tramel 359 - 207
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(11) Constance Johnson
Conference: Super Cool Elected Officials (This Brings Oklahoma’s Total to 3)
Who She Is: State Senator
Biggest Strengths: Being an elected official with a great sense of humor.
Biggest Weaknesses: Isn’t part of a national political platform.
Last Game: Defeated (6) “Jeeeffff. Corndog!” 324 - 244
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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Wayne Coyne
(2) Olivia Munn
Conference: “Hot” girls from Oklahoma
Who She Is: Model, Actress, Spencer Hicks crush
Biggest Strengths: Is able to be super hot without anyone really being able to explain why.
Biggest Weaknesses: From what we understand, there’s an issue involving hygiene.
Last Game: Defeated (15) NE OKC Dragon 443 - 95
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(7) Wayne Coyne
Conference: Rock Star Hipster Kings
Who He Is: Lead Singer of Flaming Lips, Virgin Mobile Spokesperson
Biggest Strengths: Makes mind-blowing music and puts on mind-blowing concerts.
Biggest Weaknesses: Mind blowingly bad at determining appropriate travel buddy.
Last Game: Defeated (10) The Pioneer Woman 301 - 236 votes
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