Whenever Monday rolls around I like to read a best of “Garfield” comic book. That cat sure did hate Mondays! I then watch Leno re-runs on the DVR and listen to Jack & Ron. My therapist says it should help me.
Here are your second round match-ups from the Midwest Region. If you haven't done so, vote in the Northeast Region here:
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Rowdy
(4) Bob Stoops vs. (5) David Payne
(3) The Ogle Brothers vs. (6) Mayor Mick Cornett
(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) Abigail Ogle
This match up has more hot blondes and dudes in it than Russel Westbrook's car after a night out.
Vote on!
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Rowdy
(1) Joleen Chaney
Conference: Local News Vixens
Who she is: KFOR Anchor; Appeared in Sweet Brown video; Appears in Patrick’s Dreams
Biggest Strengths: Doubling up with Emily Sutton in the mornings, making Kent Ogle the Jack Tripper of morning news.
Biggest Weaknesses: Is engaged. Yeesh.
Last Game: Defeated (16) Unidentified Dead Man from 1981 by a score of 493 - 112
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(9) Rowdy
Conference: Things Patrick cries in front of not called “television” or “mirror”.
Who he is: Patrick’s dog and confidant.
Biggest Strengths: Is trustworthy, a lifelong buddy and the original Ogle Mole.
Biggest Weaknesses: No opposable thumbs.
Last Game: Defeated (8) Mary Fallin 517 - 101
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(4) Bob Stoops vs. (5) David Payne
(4) Bob Stoops
Conference: University of Oklahoma Legends – Non Boz/Non Switzer/Non Schooner Division
Who he is: Head coach of the University of Oklahoma Sooner Football Team; Visor Aficionado
Biggest Strengths: Winning.
Biggest Weaknesses: Losing when he should be winning.
Last Game: Defeated (13) Guy from The Key 414 - 185
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(5) David Payne
Conference: Former KFOR Employee
Who he is: Gary England Protegé
Biggest Strengths: Mentioned us numerous times on the air.
Biggest Weaknesses: Inability to control self when sees weather event.
Last Game: Defeated (12) Skip Bayless 525 - 74
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(3) The Ogle Brothers vs. (6) Mayor Mick Cornett
Conference: Brothers Ogle
Who they are: Kent, Kelly and Kevin Ogle, the least threatening things involving 3 K’s in this state.
Biggest Strengths: Combined they can bench press the Devon Tower
Biggest Weaknesses: There is no “All Ogle” newscast
Last Game: Defeated (14) Sally Kern 516 -92
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Conference: Bad Ass Mayors Who Get Towns Basketball Teams
Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City. He also sometimes plays trivia at Speakeasy.
Biggest Strengths: You do know we have an NBA team now, right?
Biggest Weaknesses: Awarding him a lifetime position as mayor isn’t a thing.
Last Game: Defeated (11) Miss Oklahoma 361 -285
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(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) Abigail Ogle
(2) Carrie Underwood
Conference: Female country singers from Oklahoma not named Reba.
Who she is: Country Superstar
Biggest Strengths: Have you heard her sing? She’s got crazy pipes. She’s not Taylor Swift.
Biggest Weaknesses: Thinks this is a good idea
Last Game: Defeated (15) 2012 Christmas “Blizzard” 376 - 207
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(10) Abigail Ogle
Conference: Ogle Humans We’d Like To be Related To
Who she is: Kevin Ogle’s Daughter and host of some thing on KSBI. Probably. Who knows.
Biggest Strengths: The Sofia Coppola of local news broadcasting and also the way she looks.
Biggest Weaknesses: I’m not sure when or where you can see her on the TV.
Last Game: Defeated (7) Al Eschbach 463 - 139
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