It doesn't matter what VH1 is counting down. It could be "40 Greatest Reggaeton Songs" or "100 Most Forgettable Films of the 1970s." Whatever the subject, I WILL cancel any foreseeable plans, attach myself to my couch, and not relocate until I've seen Godfrey and Michael Ian Black comment on every single thing on the list until I find out what number one is. Well, this weekend, I sat through "100 Greatest Kid Stars" only to find out that Michael Jackson, Gary Coleman, Corey Haim, and Corey Feldman did not make the list, but that naked baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind did. Justin Bieber placed number one! Whoever wrote that list should be fired. I get aggravated just thinking about it.
Hopefully this list won't infuriate you as much as VH1 did to me this weekend. At least, it'll take you a lot less than five hours to get to number one. I'm counting down the best (somewhat) recent TV Christmas specials. I say somewhat because I was born in 1989, and not nearly as dedicated to syndication as I once was. So I'll go ahead let you know that the M*A*S*H episode my extended family talks about didn't make the cut. Sorry about that Uncle Jim.