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Francesca’s has unleashed the first accidental Oklahoma thermometer dong of the summer

6:21 AM EDT on July 31, 2012

Every now and then, we'll publish images of accidental severe weather dongs that slip their way into local newscasts. The dong generated by Matt Maher (pictured above) is the best one we've seen, and Gary England's was very all-knowing and powerful. Emily Sutton has still yet to show us her severe weather dong, which is probably a good thing because that would be awkward.

Anyway, it looks like a new unintentionally phallic weather symbol is starting to make its way across the Oklahoma landscape. It's the bulging thermometer weather dong, and it appears that the Francesca's in Spring Creek is one of the phenomenon's first victims. Here's a pic that was sent to us by an Ogle Mole:

I think it's safe to say that the heat is starting to get to the staff at Francesca's in Edmond. Or the store is staffed by a bunch of church ladies and virgins, because that's the only logical explanation for them not noticing the giant cock thermometer that someone drew on  their chalkboard.

Anyway, with a few more 110-degree days in sight, I think there may be more accidental Oklahoma thermometer dongs erecting themselves across the state. If you see one, snap a picture and send it to us. If we use it, maybe we'll send you a free "I TORNADO Gary England" t-shirt or something.

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