Here's some sad news for all you lonely perverts out there. Thanks to a tip via the Ogle Mole Network, we have learned that porn superstar, Penthouse cover model and 2009 Westmoore High School graduate BiBi Jones (real name: Britney Maclin) has a boyfriend. We know this because she's changed her Facebook status to “In a Relationship.”
Here are a couple of pictures of BiBi with her boyfriend:
Is it just me, but are those pictures kind of funny. BiBi looks all happy and in love, while the uncomfortable expression on the dude’s face says “I’m in a relationship...with a porn star...and not sure what to think about it.”
Seriously, who would want to date a porn star like BiBi Jones? Sure, she’s hot, has large breasts and is bisexual, but she’s had more sexual partners than Dean Blevins, Mary Fallin and the Ogle brothers combined! And not only does she dance at a strip club and do porn, but if you remember correctly, Gaylord Sports Management allegedly used BiBi to land clients. Hell, I wouldn’t touch her with Van Shea Iven’s vagina.
Also, is a porn star even allowed to be "In a Relationship" on Facebook? That makes as much sense as Jim Traber “Liking” vegetarian food or logic. BiBi should probably have chosen “It’s Complicated” instead, because when you have sex with other guys and girls for a living, “It’s Complicated” is probably the perfect relationship status for you. At least until Zuckerberg creates one that says “Probably Has Incurable Diseases.”
Anyway, here are a few more pictures of BiBi and her boyfriend if you care to look at them:
Oops, those are not pictures of BiBi and her boyfriend. Those are some different photos we found on her Facebook page. Trust me, they are much better. If you want to see even more, check out her Facebook page. Or if you're a perverted female or homosexual male, you can stop by her boyfriend's ModelMayhem.com page.
