You know how Channel 4 will run that story every few weeks about some random old couple who paid a dude cash to cut down their trees and how the dude vanished and never completed the job. Then the following night they air a follow-up about how some nice contractor watched the original story and went and finished the job for FREE.
Yeah...why can't they do favors for those of us who have real problems? You know, those of us who get assaulted, left for dead and have the word "Rapest" tattooed to our forehead: