In the past few weeks, these stories have dominated the news:
- A candidate for the United States Senate once admitted, on national television, that they were once a practicing Witch.
- The same candidate has an anti-masturbation platform in her campaign.
- A different senate canidate is running on an "I'm unemployed" slogan. This person has been indicted on obsenity charges.
- A gubernatorial candidate, who was landlord to two gay bars, said this about homosexuals: "They wear these little speedos and they grind up against each other. It's a terrible thing."
- Another gubernatorial candidate called his opponent a whore on the voicemail of a special interest he was refusing to help. It was recorded because he doesn't no how to end a cell phone call. Oh, and the opponent was a woman.
- An incumbent governor who bases their platform on urban legends.
- A candidate who gives us hope of one day representing Oklahoma in Washington.
- A senate candidate who may be a scientologist, advocated using 2nd amendment rights to assasinate her opponent, and accused that person of giving Viagra to child molesters.