Today's match-ups come from the lower half of the East Region. They will be played at the Mountain Vista Cabin near Beavers Bend State Park.
"¢ (6) Al Eschbach vs. (11) Ree Drummond
"¢ (3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Boomer and Sooner
"¢ (7) Glenn Coffee vs. (10) David Cook
"¢ (2) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (15) Custer County Sheriff
Find out a little bit about each person or terrible mascot and vote after the jump. Voting ends at midnight tonight.
(6) Al Eschbach vs. (11) Ree Drummond
About Al Eschbach:
Conference: Height Challenged Sports Junkies
Who he is: Longtime sports talk host and alleged journalist.
Biggest Strength: Making University of Oklahoma coaches happy with his biased reporting.
Biggest Weakness: NBA basketball knowledge and tendency to use swim trunks as gym shorts.
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About Ree Drummond:
Conference: Mommy Bloggers of Oklahoma
Who she is: The Pioneer Woman
Biggest Strength: Lasagna recipes.
Biggest Weakness: She has none.*
*This is to keep all the mommy bloggers from crashing our site.
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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Boomer and Sooner
About Jessica Schambach:
Conference: Hot News Chicks
Who she is: Evening anchorwomen for Channel 5
Biggest Strength: Distracting Paul Folger.
Biggest Weakness: Answering our love letters.
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About Boomer and Sooner:
Conference: Atrocious Mascots
Who they are: The ambiguously gay ponies who entertain Sooner football crowds and are better known as The Horse Pigs.
Biggest Strength: Scaring small children and the elderly.
Biggest Weakness: Giving OSU fans endless fodder.
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(7) Glenn Coffee vs. (10) David Cook
About Glenn Coffee:
Conference: Republican Guard
Who he is: President Pro Temp of the Oklahoma Senate.
Biggest Strength: Charming constituents, friends and even enemies!
Biggest Weakness: Herpes Simplex II
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About David Cook:
Conference: American Idol Alumni
Who he is: Ghey rock superstar and winner of American Idol
Biggest Strength: Appearing on the cover of Oklahoma Magazine...
Biggest Weakness: Bumping us from the cover of Oklahoma Magazine...
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(2) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (15) The Custer County Sheriff
About Cardboard Jim Traber:
Conference: The Total Dominance League
Who he is: The ultimate cardboard cut out.
Biggest Strength: Sports knowledge and ability to charm the masses.
Biggest Weakness: The cardboard colon.
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About The Custer County Sheriff:
Conference: Alleged jailhouse sex-slave masters
Who he is: Mike Burgess
Biggest Strength: Living and acting out scenes from late night Cinemax prison flicks.
Biggest Weakness: Keeping it quiet.
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