Since most of our readers are loyal, independently wealthy consumers with expendable incomes and a taste for cantaloupe, there is a good chance that you've already noticed and clicked on the three relatively new advertisements to the left of the screen. There's also a good chance you bought something from these people or told all your rich friends about them. There's also a chance that none of that is true.
Anyway, if you're not one of "those" people (i.e. "new to the site" or "insanely lazy"), I figured I should try my best to explain what these ads are all about. The last time I tried to explain something I ended up divorced, so I guess there is a slight risk with doing this. Lets just hope that none of these folks cancel their deals after reading this stuff.