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Ogle Madness Sweet 16: East Regional

12:01 AM EDT on March 31, 2008

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The Sweet 16 of Ogle Madness begins today with the East Regional Semifinals. The games will be played at the Union High School gym in Tulsa. Here are today's two match-ups:

(1) Gary England vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway
(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Chuck Norris

This is why Ogle Madness is so great. It's the Sweet 16 and we have a weather deity, hot naked chick, 20-year-old quarterback, and a karate & urban legend battling it out for the two spots to the Elite 8. Vote after the jump.

(1) Gary England vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway

About Gary England:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ty_eBwbL9ig

Conference: Meteorologists

Who he is: The world's foremost expert on Tornadoes, the man who brought us "Those Terrible Twisters."

Biggest Strength: Keeping us advised.

Biggest Weakness: As of the date of this publishing, TheLostOgle has not been able to confirm any weaknesses.

Fun Fact: Gary was actually instrumental in convincing news stations to use Doppler Radar for the purpose of tracking storms. He also came up with the idea to put the stupid state map in the corner of our TV screen during any major or minor weather event.

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About Sunni Kate Golloway

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Daughter of Oklahoma Baseball Coach Sunny Golloway

Biggest Strength: Working out "daddy issues" in a positive way.

Biggest Weakness: Adhering to the rules of selecting a porn name. The last name is supposed to be the street you grow up on, not an abbreviation of your actual name. Gosh, everybody knows that!

Fun Fact: She still hasn't accepted our MySpace friend request.

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(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Chuck Norris

About Sam Bradford:

Conference: OU Quarterbacks (AKA the "People More Important Than Governors" Conference)

Who he is: The Most Popular Student At The University of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Looking confused and throwing to receivers who are wide open

Biggest Weakness: Road Games

Fun Fact: His kidnapping was the main plot line in an installment of the Justice League of Oklahoma.

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About Chuck Norris:

Conference: Oklahoma Badass

Who he is: Chuck Norris

Biggest Strength: Extracting souls using his perfectly white teeth

Biggest Weakness: Campaign managing

Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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