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Ogle Madness: South Region, Second Round

12:01 AM EDT on March 26, 2008

Yesterday's games were a bit disappointing in that there were no nailbiters, but the good news is there are some dynamite matchups coming up in the Sweet 16. Let's hope today's games provide for some drama. Here they are:

    • (1) Kelly Ogle vs. (9) Patrick
    • (4) Toby Rowland vs. (12) Brent Skarky
    • (3) Jesse Jane vs. (11) Aubrey McClendon
    • (7) The Morning Animals vs. (2) Lauren Richardson

After the jump, we head out to Eliza Cruce Hall Doll Museum in Ardmore to check out the action.

(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (9) Patrick

About Kelly Ogle:

Conference: AOOKCAC (Anchormen of OKC Athletic Conference)

Who he is: 6pm and 10pm Anchorman for KWTV Channel 9

Biggest Strength: He's only the dean of all Oklahoma news anchors and comes from good news anchor pedigree. He also "blesses" all News 9 viewers with his "My 2-cents" commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.

Biggest Weakness: He also "blesses" all News 9 viewers with his "My 2-cents" commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.

Fun Fact: One of his message board aliases is "KingPin."


About Patrick:


Who he is: Writer for

Conference: The Mighty Ogles

Biggest Strength: Besides good looks and the ability to offend people, he came up with the name "The Lost Ogle," which just barely beat "Peeing with Deano" and "Church of Gary England."

Biggest Weakness: Alcoholism. Premature Gray. Tpyos.

Fun Fact: At this very moment, Patrick is out drinking beer while Tony is stuck typing up this post.



(4) Toby Rowland vs. (12) Brent Skarky

About Toby Rowland

Who he is: Back-Up sports anchor for KWTV Channel 9; Morning Show host for KREF 1400am.

Conference: Sports Media of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: He is the host of the best radio show in Oklahoma that nobody really listens to. He also apparently gets along well with Dean Blevins (i.e. brings him coffee and pain pills).

Biggest Weakness: Southern Nazarene University.

Fun Fact: Toby used to have a show on The Sports Animal called the Small College Hoops Magazine. Nobody really listened to it, either.


About Brent Skarky

Who he is: Online anchorperson for

Conference: The Great Habana Conference

Biggest Strength: Brent seems to have a good sense of humor. Plus, he gets to work with pretty girls.

Biggest Weakness: He couldn't make it is a back-up sports anchor in Oklahoma City, and according to a reader, is shy and easily embarrassed.

Fun Fact: His MySpace page is still private. Damn.



(11) Aubrey McClendon vs. (3) Jesse Jane

About Aubrey McClendon

Conference: Billionaire Boys Club

Who he is: Billionaire owner of Chesapeake Energy, the Seattle/Oklahoma City SuperSonics, POPS in Arcadia

Biggest Strength: He's so rich, he could give everyone in Oklahoma $10 and he'd still be rich.

Biggest Weakness: He's so rich he's arrogant. Check out the interview he gave to the Journal Record regarding the Sonics. Or just check out the stupid soda pop restaurant that he came up with.

Fun Fact: A graduate of Duke, he sponsored ads across the country in support of the Duke Lacrosse team during their recent "scandal."


About Jesse Jane:

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: Uhm...her "acting" skills.

Biggest Weakness: Uhm...her acting skills.

Fun Fact: She won the 2006 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene



(7) The Morning Animals vs. (2) Lauren Richardson

About The Morning Animals:

Conference: Regional Radio Stars

Who they are: Morning Show hosts for the Sports Animal

Biggest Strength: On occasion, they can be funny. They also don't take themselves too seriously.

Biggest Weakness: Stealing content from blogs.

Fun Fact: The Morning Animals are cheaters and the only reason they defeated Tony was because Mike Steely hacked into our system and changed some votes. Allegedly.


About Lauren Richardson:

Conference: Local Media

Who she is: KOKH Reporter

Biggest Strength: Looks. Personality. Has a twin sister.

Biggest Weakness: Keeping her cherry in place. Log rolling.

Fun Fact: Lauren hails from the O.C. and is the daughter and granddaughter of professional golfers. To be clear, her father and grandfather are not the same person, sick-o!


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