It's hard to even make up stories that are this good.
As you probably know, State Labor Commissioner Lloyd Fields was sent to the drunk tank this past Saturday night after trying to"¦get this"¦steal a bull rider's guitar at a rodeo after-party.
Welcome to OOOOOOOklahoma, ladies and gentlemen. In other states, labor officials are involved in shady midnight deals behind an old abandoned warehouse by the dock, where they exchange black briefcases with union leaders and people use code names like "Mother Fox" and "Dakota." But here in Oklahoma, our labor commissioner just attempts to steal a rodeo cowboy's guitar at a good old fashion hootenanny.
Anyway, in a clever attempt to make this story even better, sources have confirmed to The Lost Ogle that authorities are investigating the possibility that Commissioner Fields utilized the services of an accomplice in the attempted guitar heist. For a complete rundown of the suspects, click the little "click more" button.
Andrew Rice Democratic Nominee for US Senate As the terrifying picture seems to show, Andrew Rice looks like a pretty cool guy to hang out with. He kind of looks like a guy that has some vintage Cure or Depeche Mode albums or knows someone who can get cheap weed. But even though that may be cool to us and some 34 other Oklahomans, he's probably not "Oklahoman" enough for the rest of our state's residents. The first step in becoming more Oklahoman and beating Jim Inhofe: stealing a guitar from a professional bull rider. Yee-haw!
