Here's a new one — you know the loud, annoying guy who says all the stupid, drunk-sounding things at the state Capitol? Well, now he's accusing other lawmakers of drinking on the job.
Earlier this week, TLO Super Fan Barb Hoberock filed a report about a new bill introduced by vaudevillian-faced State Senator Shane Jett — a man who somehow always looks like he just burst onto the scene yelling, "AND ANOTHER THING!"
Dubbed the "This Is Why You Don't Have Any Friends, Shane" Act, the proposal would punish Oklahoma lawmakers for participating in the age-old legislative tradition of drinking heavily at work by forcing them to take a breathalyzer test whenever someone suspects they're drunk.