A few weeks back, I was poking around the Oklahoma news wire looking for something odd to write about and found this little gem from Lawton about a man attacking his roommate with a sword after an argument over dirty dishes.
There’s a fun little headline in there somewhere, right?
Via KSWO:
A Lawton man was arrested this week after police say he attacked another person with a sword…
According to court documents, on Aug. 21, he was seen chasing another man around and swinging a katana at his back. When police arrived, he reportedly threw down the sword and put his hands up.
Investigators say the incident stemmed from an argument over dishes.
Yikes! I think we can all admit we’ve wanted to go full Leonardo or Raphael on a roommate for leaving dirty dishes piled in the sink, but you can’t actually follow through with it?! You’re better off just doing the dishes yourself and making snide, passive-aggressive comments—or better yet, pulling equally petty revenge like eating their leftovers or sleeping with their girlfriend. That’s how productive roommate relationships are built!
Here’s the image KSWO used for their story: