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10 Other Questions Ryan Should Have Put on His Woke Teacher Identification Test…

10:02 AM EDT on September 3, 2025

Now that we’ve semi-recovered from #Nudiegate, I guess the next big Ryan Walters controversy to roll our eyes at is the slow unveiling of questions from his new PragerU Woke Teacher Identification Test.

In case you missed it, the woke litmus test has been slowly leaked to the media over the last week, and was recently made available online at PragerU.

It’s received a ton of national media attention, resulting in thousands of curious onlookers taking the test for some woke culture war entertainment. Naturally, this national FOMO engagement led Ryan to falsely proclaim the rollout was a great success.

Although Ryan seems to like it, I’m a bit disappointed in the test. Sure, McCarthy, Goebbels and Pol Pot would probably approve, but I’d say it sucks!

I was expecting some tough, hard-hitting essay questions that asked teachers to explain why the 13th Amendment should be repealed, or to draw on a paper doll where Gavin Newsom and the woke California teachers' union touched them.