Now that we’ve semi-recovered from #Nudiegate, I guess the next big Ryan Walters controversy to roll our eyes at is the slow unveiling of questions from his new PragerU Woke Teacher Identification Test.
In case you missed it, the woke litmus test has been slowly leaked to the media over the last week, and was recently made available online at PragerU.
It’s received a ton of national media attention, resulting in thousands of curious onlookers taking the test for some woke culture war entertainment. Naturally, this national FOMO engagement led Ryan to falsely proclaim the rollout was a great success.
Although Ryan seems to like it, I’m a bit disappointed in the test. Sure, McCarthy, Goebbels and Pol Pot would probably approve, but I’d say it sucks!
I was expecting some tough, hard-hitting essay questions that asked teachers to explain why the 13th Amendment should be repealed, or to draw on a paper doll where Gavin Newsom and the woke California teachers' union touched them.
Instead, we basically got a right-wing version of the U.S. citizenship test with some culture war, gender and religious zinger questions tossed in!
For example:
Can you pass this test? I sure hope so, because the test is easier than a community college entrance exam.
Hell, it could be passed by an Oklahoma high school student who still reads at a third-grade level, much less a motivated teacher from New York or California who’s moving to Oklahoma to sinisterly impose the teachers union agenda and indoctrinate our students in wokeness.
The ease of the test made me wonder – is Ryan truly trying to identify woke teachers, or simply handing out anti-woke training certificates as part of a right-wing trophy culture?
Since I believe in providing solutions along with criticism, I thought it would be fun to provide my own 10 additional questions to the quiz to make it more challenging, and really help us separate the hard-working real-life educators from the out-of-state teachers union spies who simply are moving here for the low pay, high winds, and female frontal nudity.
You can view and answer the questions below. Here we go:
1. What’s the best way to determine a child’s gender?
A. Chromosome test at recess
B. Birth certificate
C. Prayer
D. Genitalia examination during scoliosis screening
2. If you could block one topic from being taught in Oklahoma history, what would it be?
A. Trail of Tears
B. Tulsa Race Massacre
C. Oklahoma City Bombing
D. All of the above
3. When should corporal punishment be allowed in school?
A. To discipline disruptive or defiant behavior
B. When parents provide written consent
C. As an alternative to suspension or detention
D. When a student refuses to participate in morning prayer
4. What’s the final step of the Scientific Method?
A. Ask a Question
B. Form a Hypothesis
C. Conduct an Experiment
D. Manipulate Data to Fit Your Political Worldview
5. What poses the greatest health risk to Oklahoma students?
A. Red Dye No. 40
B. Fluoride in the water supply
C. Chemtrails
D. Measles vaccine
6. Which of the following words and phrases should never be used to describe private school vouchers?
A. Parental Choice Tax Credits
B. Private Education Savings Accounts
C. Freedom Pathways
D. Private School Vouchers
7. What’s the purpose of the Oklahoma State Board of Education?
A. Set academic standards and curriculum rules
B. Accredit schools and manage teacher certifications
C. Adopt policies and oversee state and federal education funds
D. Work with the Governor to maliciously sabotage progress being made in public education by Mr. Walters
8. Which of the following is not a Fake News media outlet?
A. KFOR
B. The Oklahoman
C. The Lost Ogle
D. The Daily Stormer
9. Of the following acronyms, which is the only one you can say in an Oklahoma classroom?
A. BLM
B. CRT
C. DEI
D. WWJD
10. How would you describe the espresso at Harbor Mountain Coffee Shop?
A. Creamy
B. Rich
C. Salty
D. Extremely Bitter
Anyway, what do you think? Should Ryan add some of these questions to the quiz to make it better, or does the original one do? I guess let us know in the comments. In the meantime…
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
