We’d like to wish an early happy PRIDE Month to Oklahoma City IT help desk employee Dillon Awes!
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While your friends will soon be out and about in the gayborhood at 39th and Penn partying like you’re in a fabulously modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah, he’ll be cowering in the corner of a room with his head under the bed like a timid dog on the 4th of July—shaking in fear, panting in paranoia, and reminding everyone why we need a PRIDE Month.
Yes, it may seem odd to wish a Happy Pride Month to a man who has strange, painful erections whenever he sees a triangle or rainbow, but according to this recent exposé in The Oklahoman, a bit of 1930s-Germany-style schadenfreude seems warranted: