In case you missed it, Robert Smigel – one of my favorite comic minds ever – took his Triumph the Insult Comic Dog act to D.C. for last weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner – the big media event that proved it’s not always good to start the night with a bang.
Before the fireworks and assassination attempts, Triumph apparently strolled the red carpet and hotel lobby looking for GOP celebrities to lampoon. When he found former Oklahoma plumber turned DHS Secretary Marcuswayne Mullin, he went with a joke that, honestly, wasn’t his best.
Check this out. Neither I, Markwayne, nor Lady Markwayne seemed impressed.
Yeah, I’m with you, Markwayne. From the two first names to the constant cage match with the English language to him shitting like a dog on the house floor on January 6th, Triumph had so many better insult options for you than a jumbled word salad about a Mexican hairless dog.
Seriously, that’s the best he could do? Why couldn’t Triumph have gone full Death Star on him like he did those Star Wars nerds years ago? That would have been incredible:
Anyway, while we’re on the topic of Markwayne, isn’t it great that guy’s not our senator anymore? Sure, it sucks for our country and national security that he’s in an even more important and powerful position, but at least he’s not representative of the 4,000,000 or so people who live here, and it will be funny when he either resigns or is fired for his incompetence. Until then...
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