I’m starting to notice something consistent with News 9’s internal marketing campaigns – an unwavering commitment to boredom!
Last week, News 9 unveiled a “new and improved” helicopter that the station will now use to chase thunderstorms and wildfires, profile protestors, and cover sex toy spills on I-40!
Meet Jude N’ Jody (and Sons) Super Sky News 9!
Okay, I lied. Sadly, Jude N’ Jody (and Sons) have joined Larry Evans and the Directions in Furniture actors in the OKC Defunct Furniture Empire Hall-of-Fame. The chopper – along with Channel 9’s fleet of hot air balloons – is still sponsored by Bob Mills.
Anyway, the fancy new Bob Mills Sky News 9 apparently replaces the one Jim Gardner totaled back in April 2023 when he flew straight into a giant hail storm. If you remember correctly, he wasn’t too goddamn happy about that situation.