Not only does Markwayne Mullin have the intellect of an 8-year-old, but the imagination of one, too.
Last night, Marcuswayne – our U.S. senator who, like me, was neither brave nor disciplined enough to serve in the military – got lit up on left-wing social media after hopping on Fox News and attempting to mansplain the smells, tastes, and general horrors of war, as if he’d personally stormed a beach somewhere.
Check this out:
Mullin: War is ugly. It smells bad. If anybody has ever been there and been able to smell the war and taste it and fill it in your nostrils and hear it, it's something that you'll never forget. Fortunately, we have President Hegseth. President Hegseth has been there. pic.twitter.com/9bWtlXOjqy
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2026
Yep, good old Marcuswayne Mullin hopped on live TV to talk about the smells of war. Based on his experience being around gunfire, I assume it smells like shit.