We have some good news to report, Comrades!
Earlier today, Oklahoma Lt. Governor Matt Pinnell triumphantly announced that Oklahoma motorists will soon have a new ugly eyesore to grace the backs of our vehicles!
As opposed to Mary Fallin’s maligned, muted blue design that paid tribute to the Hunger Games, the Twitter logo, and Oklahoma’s majestic peaks and mountains, the new plate is a total 180—a simplified socialist red charmer that pays tribute to Oklahoma’s original 46-star flag.