We have some good news to report, Comrades!
Earlier today, Oklahoma Lt. Governor Matt Pinnell triumphantly announced that Oklahoma motorists will soon have a new ugly eyesore to grace the backs of our vehicles!
As opposed to Mary Fallin’s maligned, muted blue design that paid tribute to the Hunger Games, the Twitter logo, and Oklahoma’s majestic peaks and mountains, the new plate is a total 180—a simplified socialist red charmer that pays tribute to Oklahoma’s original 46-star flag.
Ehh. I guess that’s okay.
I’m not a fan of the dumb little wing-dings at the bottom – and I worry just how much extra attention the red plate will garner from cops, troopers, and other LEOs during out-of-state road trips – but I guess anything is better than the blue mockingbird monstrosity that the Mary Fallin team put together.