Congrats are in order if you answered “vodka,” “groped,” “crotch,” “male,” and “Kansas” in our recent Mad Lib about Oklahoma Corporation Commissioner Todd Hiett!
A few weeks back, we relayed the big news about Todd going to rehab after he got drunk and did things he claims he couldn’t recall at a conference in Minnesota.
When the story broke, the credible rumors floating around the capitol were that Hiett got in trouble for grabbing the crotch of a Kansas oil and gas worker in a hotel lobby bar in front of other people. But since it was only a rumor, we let our readers do the guessing themselves with the following Mad Lib:
Todd Hiett allegedly got drunk on (NOUN) and allegedly (VERB) the (BODY PART) of a (GENDER) oil and gas worker from (STATE THAT BORDERS OKLAHOMA).
Thanks to the dogged reporting of The Oklahoman’s Nolan Clay – our local competition in the local crotch-grabbing Oklahoma politician beat – we now know the whole story!
Via The Oklahoman: