Hey right-wing kiddos – have you heard the freshest word on the anti-woke street?
My man Ryan Walters ain’t down with woke teachers, yo, and we’ve now got MAGA-nificent block rockin’ beats to prove it, young playas!
Sorry, that was my lonely and desperate attempt to reach and identify with today’s youth. On that topic...
Over the last week, media outlets, education activists, and digital media peddlers – us included – have been bombarded with AI-generated rap music videos promoting Ryan Langston-Walters’s holy crusade against every looney homeschool mom’s favorite boogeyman – Woke Teachers.
Created and shared by, I assume, a grown man posing as a group of public school students – nothing creepy about that, huh? – the songs and accompanying videos are awful even by shoddy AI-generated content standards.
Check out this hip-hop version:

