It’s been a while since we heard from our pal Senator Marcuswayne Mullin – “the little giant dufus from little Dixie” who is upholding the modern-day Oklahoma tradition of sending our worst and dullest to Washington DC.
When we last checked in with Marcuswayne, he was challenging union bosses to fights and wrestling matches, which – knowing what we know about the crowd those guys hang out with – probably explains why Marcuswayne has been laying low and not using any footstools.
Although he’s been a bit out of the spotlight, Marcuswayne is still doing an incredible job using his office as an apparatus to make money and enrich himself.
Having seen his net worth skyrocket since moving to DC a decade ago, the multi-multi-millionaire is now using his inside knowledge as a US Senator to make some wise stock bets.
For example: