It’s been a while since we heard from our pal Senator Marcuswayne Mullin – “the little giant dufus from little Dixie” who is upholding the modern-day Oklahoma tradition of sending our worst and dullest to Washington DC.
When we last checked in with Marcuswayne, he was challenging union bosses to fights and wrestling matches, which – knowing what we know about the crowd those guys hang out with – probably explains why Marcuswayne has been laying low and not using any footstools.