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Ryan Walters issues mouthbreathing endorsement of Donald Trump…

9:36 AM EDT on November 3, 2023

Do you remember Donald Trump?

You know, the vitriolic right-wing conman who served a term as the President of the United States from 2017 - 2021, attempted to overthrow the American government, and has served as an role model and inspiration to Oklahoma State School Superintendent Ryan Walters?

In an absolutely non-shocking twist, Ryan recently endorsed Trump – the 77-year-old senior citizen whom he attempts to emulate and copy via culture war fights, attacks on teachers and the media, and the use of his political office for personal gain – for President in 2024.

We know this because Ryan hopped into his tan SUV that Trump would quickly mock as a loser’s vehicle and – in an homage to Trump’s political base – literally mouth-breathed an endorsement.

You can watch the video, and marvel at Ryan’s breathtaking gasps for air, below.

Holy albuterol!

Let's ignore the cliched right-wing substance (or lack of it) of his endorsement and ask the important question – Is Ryan okay? It looks like he filmed that video right after he learned his wife was hanging at the Harbor Mountain Coffee Shop again!

Actually, that’s a mean thing to say.

More than likely, Ryan had a chest cold... or had just finished masturbating to photos of Ivanka Trump or Jared Kushner.

Seriously, let's watch that gasp again!

In other news, does Ryan really need to waste his and our time and announce he’s endorsing Donald Trump?

We get it, dude. You love The Donald and all the divisive, attention-seeking, banally dumb stuff he represents. His hair serves as the beacon of light that guides everything you do and say. The only thing that would make your endorsement newsworthy would be if you didn’t endorse Trump.

With his lungs on apparent life support, Ryan should be saving his hot air on more productive things, like attacking teachers, probing where students pee, or making an appointment to see the doctor... or a psychologist.

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.

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