We finally found a BBQ where meat isn’t the dumbest thing on the menu!
Thanks to a tip via the Ogle Mole Network, we’ve learned that Ryan Walters and his buddy Nathan Dahm – the OK GOP Chairman who was depantsed on the national stage by Jon Stewart – are co-hosting a $50-a-plate BBQ fundraising dinner in Tulsa.
Well, at least $50 is the list price.
After you tack on the 30% managing and consulting fees from Swadley’s, I think the true cost is actually $65.
Here’s the invite:
Boy, doesn’t that look like fun?! Who doesn’t want to eat BBQ with a pair of guys who look like they just cut you off in the church parking lot?
I should probably admit I have no clue if Swadley’s is catering the event, but since they’re the official BBQ of Oklahoma grifters, religious zealots and other people who voted for Ryan Walters, I’ll just assume they are. If RibCrib scored the catering contract, Brent Swadley should sue for breach of contract.
According to our sources, Ryan Walters has spent the last several weeks meticulously preparing for the BBQ, spending hours in his tan SUV crafting a variety of updated manufactured controversies to appease the crowd of people who are so sad and pathetic that they’re literally paying money to eat BBQ with Ryan Walters.
Ryan even has a new outfit ready to go!
Holy denim, Batman!
I can’t believe I’m going to write this, but I’d advise Ryan to stick with the ultra-tight blue jeans, JC Penny blazer, and skinny tie look. It looks a whole lot better than whatever darn tootin' monstrosity that is. He looks as much like a real cowboy as Nathan Dahm looks like a guy who has real consensual sex!
The OK GOP set up a ticketing website with a typo in the headline if you want to attend the hootenanny.
Here are the details:
OKGOP BBQ with Superintendent Ryan Walters
Join us for a sizzling evening of delicious barbeque and lively conversations at the OKGOP BBQ with Superintendent Ryan Walters event! This gathering will take place on Fri Oct 27, 2023 at 7:00PM.
Get ready to feast on mouthwatering BBQ delicacies while engaging in insightful discussions with the esteemed Superintendent Ryan Walters. As an informal event, you'll have the opportunity to mingle with like-minded individuals.
Is it just me, or does that read like it was written by some home-schooled version of Chat GPT? Only a stupid AI robot would refer to BBQ as a “delicacy” and Ryan Walters as “esteemed.”
Here' are more details's more:
The event will be held at the following address:
7100 East 31st Street, Tulsa, OK 74145
So mark your calendars and come hungry for good food and great company! We look forward to seeing you at the OKGOP BBQ with Superintendent Ryan Walters.
For Sponsorships please contact front-desk@okgop.com
I won’t be able to make the event because I have to rearrange my sock drawer that night, but I have to admit, I am very interested in the sponsorship opportunities!
As a result, I sent the front-desk an email to see if we could sponsor the fundraisers.
I’ll let you know when or if they get back to me.
Until then…
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
