Yesterday afternoon, ClickHole's classic "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" article hit a bit too close to home when Oklahoma Senator Marcuswayne Mullin went on CNN to call out Matt Gaetz for being nothing more than a creepy obstructionist attention-seeker with ED issues.
Check this out...
Mullin: Gaetz bragged about how he would crush E.D. Medicine and chase it with energy drinks so he could go all night pic.twitter.com/MbbG1nvryc
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 5, 2023
Yikes! Greg from the Oklahoma Men's Clinic can't be too happy that a fellow alpha MAGA man like Markwayne just revealed the secret concoction required to last all night in bed with the honey! Greg was probably charging $200 a dose for what you could get for $10 with a visit to On-Cue and a shady online pharmacy! I bet Markwayne just lost a donor!
In other news, expect Markwayne Mullen to start drinking a whole lot more Red Bull.
Anyway, I guess a fair question to ask is why didn't a tough guy like Markwayne openly condone Gaetz's broseph behavior back in 2021 when the news first broke?