Yesterday afternoon, ClickHole's classic "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" article hit a bit too close to home when Oklahoma Senator Marcuswayne Mullin went on CNN to call out Matt Gaetz for being nothing more than a creepy obstructionist attention-seeker with ED issues.
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Yikes! Greg from the Oklahoma Men's Clinic can't be too happy that a fellow alpha MAGA man like Markwayne just revealed the secret concoction required to last all night in bed with the honey! Greg was probably charging $200 a dose for what you could get for $10 with a visit to On-Cue and a shady online pharmacy! I bet Markwayne just lost a donor!
In other news, expect Markwayne Mullen to start drinking a whole lot more Red Bull.
Anyway, I guess a fair question to ask is why didn't a tough guy like Markwayne openly condone Gaetz's broseph behavior back in 2021 when the news first broke?
They served in the House together, so it would have been more relevant at the time and possibly hurt the alleged Florida sex trafficker' re-election efforts. Who knows? Maybe Mullin was worried that Gaetz would stop sharing the sultry photos with him, and now that he's in the Senate, doesn't have to worry about it anymore.
Matt Gaetz loves nothing more than for people to talk about him and give him free press, so he snipped back at Mullen with this quote:
In all fairness to Matt Gaetz, Marcuswayne is a pathological liar, but I'm going to believe our Senator on this one, and assume he has the photos somewhere to prove it.
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