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Tulsa PD on Hunt for World’s Coolest Debit Card Thief…

4:57 PM EDT on September 27, 2023

Here at The Lost Ogle, we’d never encourage someone to pursue a life of petty crime, but if you do go down that path, please make sure to look as cool as possible when breaking the law. 

Earlier this week, the Tulsa Police Department asked the public for help in identifying the following badass:

I don’t know if it’s the dangling cigarette, rugged beard, or the oversized Aviators sunglasses he bought at QuikTrip, but that’s one cool-looking badass!

He kind of looks like the Unabomber, but only if the Unabomber opted for the neon lights of a truck stop over the isolation of a Montana cabin! Combine that look and style with the wad of cash he got from the ATM, and I think someone is going to be pulling a lot of tail at the Tulsa State Fair!

Seriously, I kind of want to track this guy down and be his friend. Maybe he’s the Robin Hood of debit card fraudsters, stealing from the rich and giving to druggies, drifters and other regulars from Live PD, and I can be his Little John. A blogger can dream, right?

Then again, maybe he's just an extra from Tulsa King who can't get out of character.

Whoever he is, I guess if you’re at a place you probably shouldn't be and spot this guy, you’re supposed to call Tulsa police so they can question him and see what’s at the end of his little necklace. 

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.

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