What do you call an anti-arts Batman fanboy who rips off content from the Heritage Foundation and claims to be a small government conservative despite making a career in government?
Apparently a cock.
Last week, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt appointed TLO fan favorite Josh Cockroft – the famed ex-lawmaker who we once caught plagiarizing the Heritage Foundation for his newspaper columns – as Oklahoma’s new Secretary of State.
In case you’re looking for someone else to blame as Stitt uses his war against Oklahoma tribal nations as a twisted excuse to push for “tax fairness” (a.k.a. income tax cuts for millionaires), Cock will also fill the role of Stitt’s “Chief Policy Advisor.
Governor Kevin Stitt announced today his appointment of Josh Cockroft as secretary of state and chief policy advisor and thanked Secretary Brian Bingman for his service.
"Josh is a dedicated and widely respected public servant who has served Oklahomans with integrity for over a decade," said Governor Stitt. "His legislative expertise and commitment to our Top Ten agenda make him the perfect fit to be the next Secretary of State and I'm proud to have him on my team."
Yep, Josh Cockroft – a known plagiarist who once begged his own constituents to buy him baby shower presents – is widely “respected” and the “perfect fit” to serve as Secretary of State. I guess that, once again, proves that if you’re a run-of-the-mill conservative brown-noser with no personal or professional ethics and carry fucked up political ideas, Oklahoma is the place for you.