Elderly Vigilante Ticket Ushers Charged With Misdemeanors

At last month’s State Board of Education meeting, a couple of notorious Ryan Walters enforcers from Edmond – Leonard “Old Ranger” Scott and Ed “Homophobic Bigot” Moore – appointed themselves as unofficial ticket ushers and passed out homemade deli-style tickets to all the angry people who wanted to observe or speak at the meeting in person.

Although they didn’t have permission or legal authority to serve in their self-appointed roles, they took their job about as seriously as the Black Knight guarding a bridge, blocking a door and saying “None Shall Pass” to the angry common folk who wanted access to the hallway that led to the meeting room. 

This didn’t sit too well with some people who really wanted to yell at Ryan Walters – like various teachers, parents, and my angry Irish pal Sean Cummings – so a mild little brouhaha broke out.

With tempers flaring and a few shoves emerging from a cloud of dust, the OHP quickly arrived on the scene and escorted Sean – along with Ryan’s septuagenarian strongmen – out of the facility. 

The OHP conducted a quick investigation into what went down and forwarded it to new Oklahoma County DA Vicki Behanna. Earlier today, she charged the vigilante ticketeers with multiple misdemeanors.