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Stitt returns from Paris just in time to shit on Oklahoma Tribal Nations

2:05 PM EDT on June 26, 2023

We have bad news, everyone. Our deadbeat dad is back from summer vacation and he’s not happy. 

On Friday afternoon, a grumpy and jet-lagged Kevin Stitt resumed his duties as Oklahoma Governor in the only way he knows how – shitting on Oklahoma’s proud tribal nations. 

In case you missed it, Governor Stitt – freshly stuffed with a bloated belly full of baguettes, sparkling wine and macarons – held a press conference on Friday to beg the Oklahoma Senate not to override his vetos of a pair of bills that would have extended various tax compacts with Oklahoma’s tribal nations.