We have bad news for Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt, State School Board Members, teachers unions, the local media and everyone else who conspired to bring down Ryan Walters with NudieGate!
He’s been vindicated!
Well, at least that’s what some politicians want us to believe.
Yesterday afternoon, Oklahoma House Speaker Kyle Hilbert – a guy who looks like he’s never seen a real-life boob – announced that after a long, tedious, and deeply erotic investigation, his office has determined that the mysterious images of fully nude women that appeared on a TV in Ryan Walters’ office during a state board meeting were nothing more than a “bizarre accident involving a newly installed television defaulting to a pre-programmed channel.”
According to the Speaker’s crack investigation – which I assume involved poring over hours and hours of retro nude scenes – the images specifically came from the 1985 Jackie Chan movie The Protector.
A very censored version of the movie is available on YouTube, while the R-rated original is available to stream on Tubi.