Last week, we were pretty much the only local media outlet to tell you that Ronald “The Real Ron Ron” Causby – a right-wing Oklahoma podcaster, social media “influencer” and hot tub aficionado who is essentially a stan account for Ryan Langston-Walters – was arrested in Tulsa County on stalking and burglary charges.
According to the police affidavit, Ron Ron broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home a couple of time times on May 21st while she wasn’t there. During the second break-in, which occurred after he waltzed in the unlocked front door uninvited, the police were called and arrested him after locating him upstairs. You can read the whole affidavit here.
After spending a night or two in jail, Ron Ron was released on a $10,000 bond, slapped with an ankle bracelet monitor, and before you could say “WoKe DrAg ShOw KiTtY LiTtEr PoRn,” ended up in the ER for high blood pressure.