Last week, we were pretty much the only local media outlet to tell you that Ronald “The Real Ron Ron” Causby – a right-wing Oklahoma podcaster, social media “influencer” and hot tub aficionado who is essentially a stan account for Ryan Langston-Walters – was arrested in Tulsa County on stalking and burglary charges.
According to the police affidavit, Ron Ron broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home a couple of time times on May 21st while she wasn’t there. During the second break-in, which occurred after he waltzed in the unlocked front door uninvited, the police were called and arrested him after locating him upstairs. You can read the whole affidavit here.
After spending a night or two in jail, Ron Ron was released on a $10,000 bond, slapped with an ankle bracelet monitor, and before you could say “WoKe DrAg ShOw KiTtY LiTtEr PoRn,” ended up in the ER for high blood pressure.
I guess he popped some pills and got that under control and eventually made his way home, which, according to the Tulsa County Sheriff’s Department, is located above a bar called the Pirate’s Den in Sperry, Oklahoma.
"Arg, me anti-woke matey! Where's me treasure for sending me landlubber child to ye private school?"
Instead of laying low and trying to get his life and blood pressure back in order, Ron Ron – who like a lot of aspiring social media influencers has a destructive and dangerous addiction to likes, streams and shares – hit up some guy named Tim the Liberal Loud Mouth and recorded a Facebook Live video to talk about the situation and get some attaboy affirmation.
Ron Ron didn’t really get into the specifics of what happened on the night of May 21st per the advice of his attorney. Instead, he gave the general “Well, you know, there’s two sides to every story” excuse.
I get what he’s saying.
I think we can all admit the ex-girlfriend who blocked your calls due to harassment could have a one-sided take on things, but even after hearing Ron Ron’s side of the story, the Tulsa County Sherrif’s Office – which isn’t exactly a woke unit of liberal indoctrinators – still arrested him, and a judge still ordered him to wear an ankle monitor.
That's not exactly the best endorsement.
For the most part, the Facebook live video was pretty unwatchable and boring. Ron Ron yucked it up with the Liberal Loud Mouth about being rushed to the hospital and living the good life in jail.
The one genuinely funny part of the stream occurred at about the 39-minute mark when Ron Ron asked Liberal Loud Mouth – who could honestly be a right-wing plant that Ryan Walters and Matt Langston have sent undercover to infiltrate teachers' unions and the left-wing media – if he should feel embarrassed that he has to wear an ankle bracelet.
Although the Liberal dude admits he’d personally feel ashamed, he lied to Ron Ron’s face and said there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I guess that’s what friends, even if you only have one of them, are for.
Anyway, if you’re bored and want to waste too much of your life like I did, you can watch the Facebook live stream here. We'll provide more info on the case when or if it becomes available.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
